Members

We are your friendly, neighborhood co-opers! Click on our pictures to get our bios and find out what each of us does at the store.
Interested in becoming a member of the General Store Co-op? Check out our Facebook for info, or come into the store for an application!

Dylan

He might be old, but he’s the “ stuff” guy. He does sex stuff, music stuff and art stuff. He also is the host of our quarterly open mics! But Big Dylan just graduated :((( We’re so sad to see him go that we left him in the current member category."

Dylan
Lena

All those munchies you buy, Lena orders. She gets the most random selection of stuff out of anyone in the store. From lighters to incense to q-tips to hostess muffins, Lena’s killin’ the Trepco game.

Lena
Spencer

Records, video games, comics. All the nerdy and most fun stuff in the store is the realm of Spencer. He’s probably too cool for you.

Spencer
Jordan

Remember when the G-Store didn’t sell pilot pens? Those were dark times. Luckily, Jordan brought the school supply account into the 21st century by bulking up our supply of nice ass pens, pencils, and highlighters.

Jordan
Harleen

She takes care of the big bucks. Don’t mess w Hleezy cause she’s the finance queen.

Harleen
Sam

The elf of electronics. He orders them, he uses them, he hates them. A true master indeed.

Sam
Mo

Mo does a lil bit of everything. He’s the gstore’s rep in the co-op union, he runs our book buyback and he’s trying to get those nifty field notes books in the store.

Mo
Diana

She made her own damn account of international foods! Those tiny green tea kit-kats, yeah, you can thank Diana for those.

Diana
Dylan Junior

He literally orders half of the store. I’m talking all the drinks, and about half the food are Dyl’s domain! He also goes by Dylan, but Lil Dyl just sounds soooo good.

Dylan Junior
Jocelyn

Joc is an old member who just couldn’t get enough of g-store and returned after about two years gone! She used to be the school supply czar, but recently has taken over outreach and g-store merch, ordering the first ever G-store flasks!

Jocelyn

The Legacy

These are your old, favorite co-opers! They reigned over the G-Store with majesty and skill.
Click on their pictures to find out what each of them contributed to the legacy of the Co-op.

Wise Sensei

Josh is in charge of the book buyback and rental program. He has often been described in passing as Pauly Shore, but his heart lights bright with the musical circadian rhythm of Kenny G. Josh was once asked "If you could leave the kids with one message of hope and inspiration, what would you tell them to do?" He responded by putting on his thick glasses, grabbing his accordion, and exclaiming "Everybody Polka-mon!"

Wise Sensei
Anya

Anya is the light of our lives and the song in our hearts. You could often find her mastering the art of How-To and drop-kicking the IRS into submission.

Anya
Erina

Erina was in charge of the school and art supplies. Being raised as the love child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, she found her passion in making art through music and hair clippings. Never one to say no to a good hamburger, Erina now scours the earth looking for that perfect meatwich in order to fill that void in her soul and finally clog that ever dilating artery.

Erina
Tess

Tess is versed in the world of reconciliation and was in charge of our open mic nights. Tess's likes include all things ratchet and considers ballet and other forms of communicative dance as "hella out of pocket". She hopes to be an astronaut when she grows up.

Tess
Vickie

Victorious Vickie tackled the trials and tribulations of finance with her trusty sidekick, Daryn the Dinosaur, and worked as a successful Ostrich Tamer on the weekends. She could often be found in the office worrying about finals for the classes she TAs (rather than her own).

Vickie
Charlene

Charlene
Keauna

Keauna mastered the art of Drinks and Dranks, paving the way for a new General Store Exclusive: CHEAP ASS MILK, BABY!

Keauna
Jessie

Jessie
Victoria

Victoria
Tauri

Tauri
Nate

Nate
Ramin

Ramin
Annika

Annika was in charge of the beverages and chips within the store. Having learned to cook from Iron chef Masaharu Morimoto, she has mastered the art of vegan desserts. In her spare time, she likes to bench-press bee hives and teach queen bees how it is (much like Lindsay Lohan).

Annika
Liane

Liane
Erika

Erika can ride circles around your ass, while depositing fat checks and drinking gallons of Pepsi-Cola. Her smile smells like daisies and her laugh looks like rainbows. She's sure to brighten up your day, but remember, every lane is a bike lane.

Erika
Aaron

aron, also known as 'Dat ASS' is our chief CEO of books. He also messes with the website, apparently. Most weekends he can be found swing dancing into the wee hours of the morning. What a glamorous life! WEST COAST [swing], BIATCH.

Aaron
Jade

Jade is one of our newest provisional members! She is an epic noobieboobie, learning the arts of payroll from Master Chef Jeff.

Jade
Jeffrey

Jeff helps organize our video game tournaments. In his spare time Jeff is very involved with MASA and spends a lot of time choreographing for his dance team!

Jeffrey
Daryn

Daryn is a fish who handles money in the store, getting grey hairs so the rest of us don't. She enjoys making Bic Lighters into High-Lights and sewing bags into pants (wait...).

Daryn
Wesley

aka "King Ratchet" or Slender Man (he's just so...slender) Wes is in charge of ordering our candy and snack foods. On the weekends he works at an Animal Clinic in Los Angeles, hoping to one day become a veterinarian. If you really want to see him go nuts, swing by the store with your pet dog next time you go running!

Wesley
Joyee

Joyee is the badass in charge of finance. She handles a lot of numbers and budgets because no one else can count that high. Don't f*ck with AP!

Joyee
Juliana

Juliana aka Julez charms the pants off our customers and we're sure she can dazzle even a sourpuss like you!

Juliana
Paloma

Paloma is the Master of Dranks. She is a shining light of laughter in our hearts, but how bout yew?

Paloma
Kieran

Kieran is behind those sexy Gstore flyers you've seen. Kieran also tackles taxes and payroll to make sure we don't get shafted by the man.

Kieran
Trevor

T-money is in charge of ordering the colorful headphones you see around the store. He also runs the store's book buyback and sales programs. On weekends, he likes to make it rain on bitches.

T-Money
Morgan

Morgan deals with the university so that the rest of us don't have to. Bless him. You can find him shopping for tank-tops and sexy hats on the boardwalk with his bros. THAT TKE LIFE BRAH.

Morgan
Lulu

Lauren the "Lulu" is the famed hostess of our legendary hookah nights (RIP, hookah nights). She orders spray paint and art supplies, always reppin that Cali Swag. (Who's from Kansas City?!?) Queen of Cats and Cookies, Lulu can be found impersonating turnips and medusas while whipping up sandwiches faster than you can say Cthululu.

Lulu
Hugo

How about hewwwwwwww?

Hugo
Mitchell

How about mitch-ewwwwwwww?

Mitchell
Meghan

Meg-Hewww

Meghan